All About My Mom - by Carson (age 5 1/2)

1. What is something mom always says to you?
STOP IT
2. What makes mom happy?
WHEN I SHOW HER SOMETHING COOL
3. What makes mom sad?
WHEN I TINKLE ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
GIVES ME A WARM BATH
5. What did your mom like to do when she was a child?
BUILD WITH BLOCKS
6. How old is your mom?
33
7. How tall is your mom?
MAYBE 4 FEET
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
PLAY GOLF WITH ME
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
GO TO THE GYM
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
I DON'T KNOW
11. What is your mom really good at?
PLAYING WITH ME
12. What is your mom not very good at?
FOOTBALL - MAYBE SOCCER
13. What does your mom do for her job?
PHYSICAL THERAPIST
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
GREEN BEANS
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
BECAUSE SHE PLAYS WITH ME
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
JERRY FROM TOM & JERRY
17. What do you and your mom do together?
TAKE A WALK
18. How are you and your mom the same?
WE BOTH HAVE ON DARK PANTS ON
19. How are you and your mom different?
MY MOM SPENDS A LOT OF THE TIME AT THE COMPUTER AND I DON'T
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
BECAUSE SHE GIVES ME KISSES
21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
BECAUSE HE DIGS DITCHES FOR HER
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
WAL-MART